Breaking:
Trump expected to make his next court appearance wearing a Chinese made mask.

'Russians have destroyed over 100 Christian churches'
But, go on with Jesus and all that.

If you ever really needed to read something...

Tell me you don't believe (pick something)

In Idaho a woman can be sentenced to FIVE years for an abortion. 🤦🏼‍♀️

You cheap bastards

Personally, idgaf what trump weighs.
Shit is shit.

Are we really this fucking stupid?
Yes. We are.

But, what do they know?

When MTG speaks, beer sales spike in certain historically white neighborhoods with terrible reading and comprehension skills.
We love dumbasses though, don't we murika?

Scam social... or DJT... is shit.
But, the angels said...

Coolest thread

Justice in murika,
Get in line and pay the price. Pay. Pay. Pay.

Across the country today, 5 guys somehow had their life-ending heart attacks right in the middle of the eclipse.
Stand by for bullshit about Jesus.

Jesus didn't show up.
Just like trump isn't the answer.

Why aren't white people turning into cgi sparkly stuff on their way to heaven while us heathens burn?

I'm here to confirm, trump's line of vision is obscured by a green ball with an orange outline.
Whut?

Saw about 95% here in nerk.
Neighbor gave me glasses.
Neighbors. N stuff.

Newark Ohio...
It's pretty close to total here.

Dear Maga, you've received your orders.