Disappointed he hasn't dropped an 'as an Arsenal fan I know that defence must come first'. The man is losing it, folks.

MEDIA NEWS: YouTube sensation Novara Media prepares to launch Novara Kidz - hot takes for the news junkies of tomorrow. Early guests include Peter Hitchens, who will be discussing capital punishment with bubbly green mascot 'Basto'. Can't wait!

BREAKING: British notary and gender 'desperado' Keir Waller vows to stand guard 24/7 outside his local gender neutral toilets. 'I've never been a heroic man' Waller says, 'but it's time to take a stand.'

When I was growing up in the 1980s my mother let me play with whatever I wanted to but she was firm on one thing 'Never play with evolutionary psychology, son. Not even fucking once.' Best advice I ever had.

As part of the Phrenology Community, can I just say that this has been the most wonderful day of the year, the decade, and quite possibly my life. We are SO close to mandatory skull scanning for primary school entrants and the feeling is incredible,

FOOTY MEMORIES: Who remembers the climax of the 1978 season when a three-way dance off at Bramhall Lane decided Division 2? Cheeky Can-Cans and an 11-man Hustle were no match for Coventry's Mike Duigan - an award-winning conceptual dancer before joining the Sky Blues.

Just thought I’d post some screenshots showing Wes Streeting’s links to individuals and orgs associated with private healthcare.

EveryDoctor built a map- it hasn’t been updated recently… perhaps we should do that?

If these concern you, RT 🚨🚨🚨

Sad to see this old canard resurfacing. As Paul has explained on many occasions, he was referring to 'Ketamine Snorting' not 'Keir Starmer' but the trolls never listen.

GETTY BRITISH IMAGES: 62 year-old retired solicitor Melvin Venus camps in his attic, following the progress of the 1982 Royal Navy flotilla to liberate the Falkland Islands. Venus vows 'complete abstinence' until his model boats engage the Argentine Navy. [2024]

This guy. Incredible range.