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Omelette Coleman

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Wondering who the real cannibals are.

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Wonderful profile of Keir Starmer's brother Wayne in today's Times. Balearic 'adult experience' entrepreneur Wayne says that 'we had our differences - the trafficking case in particular - but I really wish K-dog all the best. And his lovely wife too'. Heart-warming stuff.

Wonderful profile of Keir Starmer's brother Wayne in today's Times. Balearic 'adult experience' entrepreneur Wayne says that 'we had our differences - the trafficking case in particular - but I really wish K-dog all the best. And his lovely wife too'. Heart-warming stuff.
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🚨Dem Libs sources tell me that part of the wargame exercise assessed 'weaponised rodent attacks' of the type that hammered Jo Swinson in 2019. 'We have to get ahead of the squirrel sh*t' one senior MP tells me. Hearing that a petting zoo tour and SEO blitz is on the cards.🚨

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One more memorial I should have mentioned. In 1992 we lost 'TV genius and rising star' Alexander 'Sandy' Churnwell. Sandy was the victim of a reckless body slam by 'The Monarch', a fake beard wearing mystery celeb who dominated 'Cilla Black's Royal Rumble 92'.

One more memorial I should have mentioned. In 1992 we lost 'TV genius and rising star' Alexander 'Sandy' Churnwell. Sandy was the victim of a reckless body slam by 'The Monarch', a fake beard wearing mystery celeb who dominated 'Cilla Black's Royal Rumble 92'.
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FOOTY MEMORIES: Flashback to the short-lived 'Kick For Victory' campaign in 1940 when South London club owners got together to oppose the conversion of green spaces into allotments. As one owner put it 'If non-league football folds, that's basically game over for blighty.'

FOOTY MEMORIES: Flashback to the short-lived 'Kick For Victory' campaign in 1940 when South London club owners got together to oppose the conversion of green spaces into allotments. As one owner put it 'If non-league football folds, that's basically game over for blighty.'
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Shocked to hear about Barry 'the Human Pinata' Stevenson. Choked on a Kinder egg while being flipped upside down by an over-enthusiastic parent at their 9 year-old's birthday. Very sad day, and one of the last of the old school entertainers. RIP.

Shocked to hear about Barry 'the Human Pinata' Stevenson. Choked on a Kinder egg while being flipped upside down by an over-enthusiastic parent at their 9 year-old's birthday. Very sad day, and one of the last of the old school entertainers. RIP.
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