Ellen πŸŒ»πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ’– Retired RN, Poet, Dog Mom(@Bananadogs3) 's Twitter Profileg
Ellen πŸŒ»πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ’– Retired RN, Poet, Dog Mom

@Bananadogs3

My pronouns are mustard, mayo, pickles Ask me anything I’m an all-knowing Jewish Grandma πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ MY Grandparents were Ukrainian Jews

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Ellen πŸŒ»πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ’– Retired RN, Poet, Dog Mom(@Bananadogs3) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The GOP is made up of LIARS
All taking after Donald J Trump
You people are disgusting
The only reason you’re impeaching Pres Biden is to get back at the Democrats for impeaching Donald Trump
You haven’t offered
ONE ACTUAL REASON FOR IMPEACHMENT
NO HIGH CRIME‼️
NO MISDEMEANOR‼️

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So…as I am an atheist, & a sin is transgressing against divine law, & since I don’t believe in that poppycock, I don’t believe in sin, therefore I do not sin.
I am however an imperfect human being on my own road toward being woke…
(we used to call it enlightenment)😁β™₯️

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We have 3 bird feeders hanging outside our living room window & we have a great group of Cardinals of all sizes & that congregate there to eat & fuss & eat some more!
I love watching those little red birds!
β™₯️

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Ellen πŸŒ»πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ’– Retired RN, Poet, Dog Mom(@Bananadogs3) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Who the f******
would actually think this arrogant narcissistic a**hat
would actually RECUSE
himself
His *YUGE* ego will NEVER let that happen
Even if perhaps πŸ€” he might think *well, maybe I should…*
wifey won’t allow it
as
SHE wears the pants
en este familia
Yo pienso…

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Ellen πŸŒ»πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ’– Retired RN, Poet, Dog Mom(@Bananadogs3) 's Twitter Profile Photo

To President Biden Vice President Kamala Harris
I’m a Jewish American.
Just heard from
Joe Scarborough that
Bibi Netanyahu has been funding Hamas.
WHATS THE DEAL WITH THIS???
How can you continue to support Israel when it’s ISRAEL that is sending millions of $$ to Hamas⁉️

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Ellen πŸŒ»πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ’– Retired RN, Poet, Dog Mom(@Bananadogs3) 's Twitter Profile Photo

That’s like Jewish penicillin…
Matzoh ball chicken soup

I’d love to try avgolemono soup! I put some lemon & herb flavored israeli pearl couscous in my yesterday’s chicken soup.
Oooo that lemonβ€¦πŸ‹
😁
Hope your 10 year old gets better soon‼️

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Ellen πŸŒ»πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ’– Retired RN, Poet, Dog Mom(@Bananadogs3) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Virtue by definition is
~behavior showing high
moral standards

What does your god making me afraid of him have ANYTHING to do with ANYONE having high moral standards???

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My question has always been
β€œSaved? Saved from what, for what?
Am I going to be pushed out of the path of a speeding train?
Is someone going to find me when my house is on fire & climb a tall ladder and carry me to safety?
Am I going to win the Lottery?

What?
And what for?

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To Impiety
omg
What’s WRONG with people who think a brand-newborn baby comes into the world full of sin?
Now THAT’S the thought that I think is evil & coming from the brain of an evil person…

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And here we go‼️
A religious paragraph to guide you right out of the bible…

Now why on earth do people look to a 2000 year old book for spiritual guidance with shit like that in it?
Thats pretty awful.

And so what you *pastors* do then is pick & choose what sounds good…

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