Bench Swap

Artist: monkeon b3ta.com/board/11406405
From the 'Big-Screen Comedy Cameos' challenge b3ta.com/challenge/bigs… #BigScreenComedyCameos

when buying a suit, hold the sales associate like this, cock back your fist, and then look for a collar gap while saying 'the menswear guy told me to do this'

That 6 months of Casemiro last season was magic wasn’t it.

You can’t sing “Old Trafford is falling down” when you’ve pasted pictures on your stands.

Only care about three more games anyway and one of them we need to be rubbish in.

I’m going to confidently predict all but one of United’s starting 11 will be there next season.

City’s bench versus United’s. “But the Glazers have spent a billion pounds”

Should Liverpool supporters really complain about rising ticket prices? Who did they think was going to pay for expensive outlays like Allison, Van Dijk, the Anfield Road stand, CGI Bob Paisley?

This is an absolute fucking disgrace, why do clubs like us even bother?

His debut wasn’t it? Not sure I remember much else.

Seeing as nobody has done all four in a season, the first team to do so gets to define it. Until someone then betters it, right?

Kind of like 99? Liverpool had already done a treble in 84, but then the media decided it had to be the FA Cup not LC so Utd could be the first?

If Liverpool play Bayer Leverkusen in the Europa League Final, with the story of it possibly being Klopp's last game, Klopp vs. Alonso, and Alonso before he potentially takes over us, it's genuinely a bigger, more interesting game than the Champions League Final.

Just remembered that video Henry Winter did when he joined the Times. Telling Roy Hodgson he was too busy to chat.

Hardest Geezer is just the High Performance Dave Gorman.

Wishing all the very best to the Spanish and German Manchester United’s this evening.

Did the Old Trafford tour today. So much brick.

Guy who was known as 'Ginger Bollocks' all throughout school when asked if he has a nickname by his new mates at Jogging Club: 'yeah actually I do, it's The Hardest Geezer'

Might have to shelve that champagne I was planning to open when Martial leaves in June…

They’ve brought him on in case it goes to pens