This means less.

Why do they make the knot on the bags in Chinese takeaways impossible to untie.

What are they up to?

Bad news for Celtic and Rangers (and other Scottish clubs of course).

Scotland loses its automatic place in the Champions League group stage as of 2025-26 (so affecting the 2024-25 Scottish champs).

Viktoria Plzen's draw with Fiorentina means Czechia takes it off Scotland.

I remember exactly where I was when the OJ verdict was announced I was in the car listening to radio five and drove into the Clyde Tunnel as it was being announced and missed it

Couldn't fucking believe it

Got the nod

HUGE IF TRUE

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Disneyland Paris with a very young Izzy 🐭 #classicclip

#disneyland #disneyland paris #paris

Grateful to Facebook memories for reminding me about this bargain on marketplace

oh this is brilliant. so simple, so succinct. shows how instantly this culture war bullshit crumbles when you apply a crumb of common sense, reason & basic perspective.

If a Bob Mortimer recommendation isn't enough for you to buy anything

It really is a joyous read

Untie the plastic bag from a Chinese takeaway the beardy ginger weapon

Find out if you like Mondays by holding a Bob Geldof under your chin. 𝗧𝘄𝗼𝗽 𝗧𝘄𝗶𝗽𝘀

Compmod face or summat

Now do Edward Heath

William Wragg has given up the Tory whip but he’s keeping all his other sex stuff.

It would appear Rangers are on board with Matt Le Tissier. At least he thinks it's the government that controls the weather, not Dundee Football Club

Fucking HELL, what a reply.

This is magnificent.

I'm as far from a 'rugby man' as it's possible to be but by fuck I'd love a night in the pub with Scott Quinnell