Bodoque y Tormenta China.

Usé el 'es mejor tener un seguro y no necesitarlo...' de Eladio traducido en inglés y a la compañía gringa no les gustó.

Malditas venecadas que solo sirven para pantallar.

La prometida:

Da mas risa en español Vaniuska

YOU think that 'being gay' is their whole personality bc YOU hate gay. YOU don't get a chance to know them or how deep their personality is bc YOU cant get past them having a 'gay' personality. Maybe YOU need to look inside YOURSELF. Bc that sounds like a YOU problem

It's the most efficient predator in Africa.

I do think I would be 50 shades of fucked up.

Porque cada episodio es cine y los productores entendieron que se le puede atinar a los padres y a los niños igual y solo porque sea animación no significa que tiene que ser una plasta para callar al carajito. Animation matters.

Y los niños no tienen Twitter xd

welcome back OJ

The way she’s holding her ice cream cone too oh this diva

Ve Vaniuska.

me leaving le creuset hq with a new sink/casserole dish up my ass

Abdullah II of Jordan:

-Born in Jordan.
-Family has ruled Jordan since 1921.
-Family ruled Mecca for long periods between 10th century to 1925.
-Is reportedly a descent of Prophet Muhammad.

Braindead communist:

-hE LoOkS WhItE sO CaN't bE fRoM tHe MidDlE EaSt

now? You don’t want to know.

I understand it is a big ask for everyone in the west to know more about China’s hidden problems, but don’t simply buy into China’s propaganda just because you don’t like the US right now. China is not where you want to look for an alternative.

these pictures. The price of making Chongqing look like that has been heavy taxes, inflation, governmental brutality, corruption. All at the expense of the locals. Yes, you don’t see homeless on the streets. But I used to see them in the late 90s and early 2000s. Where are they

I guess we can call this new Orientalism. Travel to China, find a few cities that are tailored to show China’s “achievement” in modernization and criticize the U.S. I was raised in this city. I lived in this city for 17 years. I basically walked every street that is shown in

¿Dejarías a la pordiosera de tu novia salir ASÍ?

*el vestido más hermoso que has visto esta década*

I support the end of existence of the russian federation

Nah Nicole’s gonna be pissed when she comes home 💀