This one's wifey's and we can all learn shit from this one youtube.com/watch?v=uh4dTL…

It's Disney karaoke night. What song are you singing??

Me youtube.com/watch?v=c2dImp…

You'll be excited to know, the new Diary of a Wizard is out now!!🧙‍♂️

This week I have to handle both unicorn flu, as well as some bog witches, and obviously, the ensuing toilet paper shortage. Wish me luck!!

#Blogs #DiaryofaWizard

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He was a weary wanderer
His future up and flown
His feet were his only wheels
These wild streets he roamed

His only friend was his guitar
He stumbled on alone
He was a weary wanderer
Looking for a home

#Poetry

I had to hide in the bush for an hour to ditch that life coach

I'm gonna spark the barbie in a bit, what do ya want me to cook for ya??

This is awesome!! I trained a swarm of bees to pick me up and carry me wherever I care to go!

Just to let ya into my life a bit, this sh*t is stuck on my fridge

There's authors with way less talent than you, that have got amazing contracts, because they're better sales people than you

What's the biggest animal you could beat in an MMA fight??

Hear me out, life would be way easier if we all had lego hair

Ya'll in North America going on about an eclipse, but here in Australia, it was dark for a whole night😝

Use the word 'Bedevilled' in a sentence

*Wife picks me up from mate's house*

Her: 'You stink of booze!'

Me: 'Rock n roll's a way of life baby.'

Do you think aliens live among us??

*Lights barbecue*

What percentage of people do you think are actually aliens in a human suit??

Her: 'OMG! You just necked a whole glass of gin!'

Me: 'Yeah....'

Yeah, I know, I read it on the front cover of Big Woop Magazine

I went into a college once and I walked through the wrong door. There was 30 ponies sitting an exam. I asked the tutor, 'What's going on here, mate?'

'Oh, it's just horses for courses'