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Occam Razor (aka the Truant Memphis nerd)

@BeKindHumans

I'm writer @truantmemphis. Live among the humans. Yay. Littlethumb Sneezed, Daffodil & Post Oh!pocalypto Poppycock are my books. All definitely almost funny.

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“Sammy, I need three shots of whiskey,” declares Doodles. “One for me, one for the job I just pissed on, and one for the fortune under my feet.” Life's his fuzzy peach now, and he feels a wicked drunk about to happen. Time to make love to a bottle.
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Three creatures run through a maze of hallways. One looks like a ferret, one looks like a human, and the last looks like evil. One creature has the key to the universe’s heart. One is trying to destroy the universe. The other is trying to save it.
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The artist reached into his shirt and pulled the the lanyard into view. A plastic sleeve hung on the end with a white piece of paper inside. One word was written on the paper. Isabel reached forward and held the lanyard up, reading the word aloud.
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This adventure was first transcribed by my godmother, Pooter, in the early to mid-1990’s of my true timeline (I think), while I was out chasing my windmills. For what it’s worth, I’m not typically the sort who refers to oneself in the third person.
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Beachfront bungalow for a short respite & back at it. Agent's work is never done and so on. Next assignment, kidnap a specific - unnamed - marketing student on E342 & create a portal usage manual logo. Happy w/ a non-deadly assignment for once.

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“I just did!” Purvis shouts because he's frightened. He immediately covers his mouth, eyes bulged w/ fear from having yelled at Alacrán.
“Well you should have done it sooner! A rock star monster? And he’s in Las Vegas! You've got to be kidding me!' amazon.com/Post-pocalypto…

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Littlethumb had whirled around on numerous occasions to no avail, yelling, “Ha!” or “Who’s there?” only to find silence in response. This time his sneak attack worked. He spun on his heels, holding his walking staff in an attack position. amazon.com/Littlethumb-Sn…

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Frank leads Truant into a passage on the right.
There it is.
“In here, Jake!” Frank yells.
Jake runs into the little room and stops dead in awe. There before him are Frank, Truant, and some sort of weird, floating, shimmering light.
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She knows Tom is yelling but she can’t hear his words. Only her body is running through those woods. Her mind is in a part of existence that few of us touch but all of us take part in, where Daffodil is running for her life on her own. amazon.com/Daffodil-Truan…

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Never hurts for an Agent to have a past. Turns out the alien dragons & unnamed alien species attacking Earth 415 love filthy comedy. My version of the aristocrats joke absolutely slayed. Ceasefire achieved. Gonna have to erase that tape though.

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The other band members rarely party w/ Rancid Pete after shows. They may be decadent rock and roll hedonists, but they don’t indulge in the filthiness that gets Pete off. Early on, before they learned their lesson, they lost several bass players trying to party w/ him.

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The disco resurgence trilogy finished with a big f@ckin' bang. For real, towards the end that's when the hole to Hell blew open in Vegas. Now, I'm not saying disco caused Hell to open. I’m just saying it's awfully suspicious.

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Curtis’ soul is trapped in a jigsaw puzzle. An unfinished jigsaw puzzle to be exact. The puzzle sits on an old folding table in the parlor of an even older woman.
It’s the future. At least, it is from someone’s point of view. Has to be. I think.

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Within a few moments the new painting was finished. In an act of shyness, Smith handed the canvas to Maria face-down. She promptly flipped the canvas over to reveal a drawing of two stick figures. A man and woman holding hands.

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Looking back, I’m convinced Zeke wanted nothing to do with those goddamn guns.

Anyway, once the Trates are finished and everyone’s gear is repacked for travel, they tamp their fire and head into the tunnel.

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OK, located THE paintbrush. Portaled to alien planet. Annnnd missed the timeloop. Earth 415 is still under attack. Now the alien planet is too. By dragons I thought were helping me. OK, I 'borrowed' one of their pups. I was in the neighborhood..

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