Kristi Noem slept with Corey Lewandowski and she murders puppies.

She doesn’t have the requisite good judgement to operate a blender, much less run a state.

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What’s the first word that comes to mind when you look at this photo? I’ll start…Cocaine.

Yeah, but it’s not a got damn cult.

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Andrew Clyde, everyone.

𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘢𝘴𝘵 𝘪𝘴 𝘢 𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦𝘪𝘨𝘯 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘵𝘳𝘺; 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘥𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴 𝘥𝘪𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘭𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦.

Lucille Ball repeatedly tells David Sheehan to stop touching audience members in 1978

Found my spirit animal

Day dress, early 1840s. John Bright Historic Costume Collection.

Boston is beautiful.

A truck hit the roof of a tunnel on a road at Boston Logan International Airport today.

This settles the debate 😆

Now I would be remiss if I failed to mention that Noem’s initial response, which is likely all that most of her supporters cared to read, noted she killed her pheasant-hunting dog in training and the stinking goat, because that’s just how farmers handle business.

Bullshit.

And

We got A.I. and self driving cars, can somebody work in closing this gap right here?

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Patton Oswalt It’s hilarious that MAGA now has to defend shooting puppies