This is the fattest polar bear in Alaska. His name is Fat Albert and he lives in a village named Katovik. He weights over 1,000lbs!

In honor of Lisa Frankenstein hitting Peacock today, Win a pack of promo only heart candies & some heart sunglasses 🩵🩷 follow me & retweet & I’ll pick a winner in a couple days

Chartreuse should be a red hue and vermilion should be a green hue.

I always get then confused.

So excited! This volume is sure to have your flavor of weirdness, whether it be ghosts, tarot, haunted histories, and more!

Be sure to get your copy starting next week! Stay spooky! 👽👻💀

You need to vote on this only if you are going to pick Mashed Potatoes. We all know they are the true king. (Also, I will cry if they get knocked out.)

The true winner is definitely mashed potatoes. I don't care what anyone says. They are the stud of the spuds.

Just heard some Mariachi music, and now I want Mexican food.

I've been Pavlov-ed.

Just found out that the local Metroparks performs scientific research projects that you can volunteer to help out with.

Tomorrow, I am going to survey stoneflies. These insects help indicate the health of streams. So, I will be photographing and counting their populations!

Proposal to change the word 'sleeting' to 'snaining'

I feel the sound of the latter really encompasses the feeling you get when you look outside in this weather. Make sure to pronounce it in a nasally tone.

This is the cutest and sweetest thing I have ever read: 🐁

So excited to be included again! 👻🖤