Struggling to sleep. Opened my Calm app and know that who I need isn’t there. I need a sleepy time story from Roy Kent Brett Goldstein

Worker: I can't live on $7.25/hr

GOP: So go to college

W: I can't afford $100K tuition

GOP: Take out loans

W: I can't afford to pay these at 8% interest

GOP: No one forced you to go to college

W: But you just said—

Billionaire: I NEED MORE MONEY!

GOP: Here's a $2T Tax Cut

What do I do if my local lunch counter puts up a sign that says this?
Is this legal again?

This is Lorie Smith, who follows her faith so assiduously, she can’t make websites for imaginary gay people who never asked to do so.

Now, note the tattoos on Miss “I Follow the Bible to the Letter!” Christian.

And then note the Bible's prohibition of tattoos. Leviticus 19:28🙄

Asian Americans allowing themselves to be used to scapegoat Black people & end Affirmative Action is particularly tragic given Asians were only able to immigrate to the United States b/c Black civil rights leaders passed immigration reform & demanded Asians receive equal access😐

Affirmative action was never a complete answer in the drive towards a more just society. But for generations of students who had been systematically excluded from most of America’s key institutions—it gave us the chance to show we more than deserved a seat at the table.

In the…

I would have more sympathy with web designers who refuse to serve certain people because of deeply held religious beliefs, if those certain people weren't always same-sex couples. Do they, e.g., refuse to serve people who are divorced, which Jesus himself condemns (Mt 19:9)?...

I wanted to share some of my thoughts on today's Supreme Court decision on affirmative action:

Please continue to share 🫶🏼💜

My goodness, we have 2 Black QBs playing against each other in the Super Bowl for the first time EVER, and the 'Black National Anthem' will be sung, so White Supremacists are having a rough day.

Calm down, snowflakes.

You didn't cry like this when cops were beaten with the flag…

Any resemblance is purely coincidental…🎈

Matt Gaetz has a weak handshake

So...the decision to shoot down the thing was done on Weds. We monitored it, jammed its sensors, and gained intel on its capabilities, waited until it was out range where a crash could cause civilian harm, shot it down, and this is what is causing a million MAGAs to lose it.

Obviously the solution for speaker is for someone to nominate Dolly Parton.

Thanks Greta Thunberg

We’d been planning on using the $1.3 million from Jeopardy to buy a house, but now I’m thinking maybe I’ll just hold on to it for a year or two and then use it to buy Twitter

I am officially no longer the Engineering Manager for the Accessibility Experience Team at Twitter. I have words. 🧵

The blue wave is here, and she's pissed.
#VOTE #roevember
#janmcdowellforcongress #womensrights #fliptx24

Let’s gooooooooo! Beto O'Rourke Mike Collier Rochelle Garza Jan McDowell for Congress