1972 laptop! 🤦🏻‍♂️

@marybaphomet I’m submitting this for ‘Stupidest thing you’ll read today’

In the bigeening Dog creeated the hevans and the errth.

- Geensis

Gravitational forces of the Solar System

I slept in my Death t-shirt because it’s Symbolic.

I feel like this should be in Viz’s Top Tips.

When your lies or stupidity (or both) catch up with you.

If religion equals morality, then the Middle East should be the safest, sanest, happiest place on Earth and not the never-ending horror story it is.

~ Pat Simons

Get a self driving car

Well this will be a good test of the power of prayer. See y’all on the 13th!

Anyone with “Fiction writer” on their resumé is nailed-on to get a callback.

Apply now!

Missing the mark

Scott Benton. Tory MP co-chair of the parliamentary group on eating disorders.

“My account was hacked” excuse incoming in 3… 2… 1…

Space fact: from Pluto the Sun appears ~3% the size it does from Earth and about 260 times brighter than our full Moon (averages). The Sun would cast shadows, you could read by it and despite being 39x farther from the Sun than we are, it'd still be painfully bright to look at!

Creationists’ problem isn’t that they have the wrong answers. The problem is that they don’t even know enough to ask meaningful questions.

Educating them is like taking a blind cave fish to a silent film festival. They don’t have the tools to get anything out of the experience.

Boss: 'You sure that's the right word?'
Writer: 'Well, 80% sure.'
Boss: 'OK, let's run with it'