Oh dear, Lembit’s wank was spoiled.

Trump: Silence of the lamb! The late great Hannibal Lecter. It is a wonderful man.

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Dear oh dear.

“I regret to inform you that no such undertaking has been received, and consequently, I will be writing a letter that gets laughed at by everyone in the office.”

I hadn’t realised just how fucking tonto Öpik has become. Goodness me.

This makes it sound far cooler than it is.

“I am wanking as I write this. And for most of the rest of the time, as I’ve got fuck all else to do.”

I wonder whether Lembit remembers the time other MPs started giving him the thumbs-up whenever he spoke in the Commons, and why that was.

From the man who brought you this. No sexualisation here at all, oh no.

The Greeks and Turks.

Keir Starmer has terrible judgment, part 94.

What sort of due diligence did Labour do before accepting Elphicke’s defection? Not a great deal, it seems.

Those pesky scrutineers!

Yes, what a great public servant Natalie Elphicke was when she tried to nobble the judiciary over her husband’s sexual assault trial. Truly an example to us all.

What in the name of fuck are these ads?

There comes a point where you just have to say this woman has gone completely fucking mad and requires the intervention of mental health professionals.

I’m imagining “with a camera”.

I really hope this is the reason she defected because if proven, it will make the most perfect opening to a chapter on the early 2020s in a future history of British politics.