does he know

i don't think we have to accept 'the Beatles were British' as settled fact. a few of us could make some TikTok videos and change that entire narrative

Gotta be honest if Master Chief showed up to a church conference it would be pretty cool.

Prepping for the playoffs by reading a single tweet from a 58 follower account and creating a vast media conspiracy against OKC in my head.

We've never been more back

RIP to a legend.

WRONG

Protestant houses have a sign in the kitchen that says, ‘But as for me and my house, we will serve the Lord.’

What is Runza doing on this map. They can not hang.

Who could have possibly predicted that the chart would not go up and to the left forever? Why would you plan for the numbers to go down?

“You can’t correctly call the game in the final seconds” is the dumbest unwritten rule in sport. It was a moving screen, you can’t do that for a reason!

I believe that is home the worlds largest McDonald’s

“And with the extra point the score is now Alabama 117 Vanderbilt Palm Beach 3. You’re listening to the Commodores radio network.”

I genuinely believe that the best time to be in your teens was the 00’s and the best time to be in your 20’s was the 10’s. Millennials just did that stuff better.

The number of people who either are unaware or forgot that Easter falls on a different calendar day each year is staggering.

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Was really dragging today since I didn’t sleep much when I saw a two and a half hour The Worst of All Possible Worlds episode on MASH. The Lord provides. 😭

Anyone who has run a tracking study in marketing research knows this is why tracking studies are not fun to run.

Every tweet I see about this sounds like a 30 Rock throwaway gag.

Honestly pretty good

A really good grift is brewing if you’re willing to take advantage…