Everyone knew the birds weren't real Elon Musk . It's you we've got questions about.

Bank of England fail to control inflation through interest rises (never going to work in post COVID, highly leveraged world) so looks for something else to blame - wages.

Wage growth below inflation doesn't drive more inflation!

They understand the way the world works anymore.

Last time I ever bother ordering McDonald's UK through Deliveroo. No drink delivered, pale floppy undercooked fries, wrong sauce included and all so cold it might as well have been cooked yesterday. Not sure why I expected better.

Here’s a rousing new 🎶 version of the convict folk classic “Botany Bay” adapted as a cheerio to Boris Johnson.

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Here Rishi Sunak admits that access to the EU single market is a privilege, but he's still totally against the UK being part of it...

Being a dad is just being a climbing frame that changes nappies.

I read this as Darren Grimes testing the water because he's considering doing just that, joining a foreign neo nazi death cult. I could be wrong but that's just what it looks like to me.

Today’s short offering is called ‘Common Peephole’.

Why did you block him and his 15 followers? Did he embarrass you a bit Rt Hon Nadine Dorries ?

Is this real?? Of so surely others must follow or loose out.

The Milo cartoon has awful messages for kids.
'Always stick to the script'
'Always follow the recipe to the letter'.

I will avoid those in favour of 'use your imagination, experiment and share your unique ideas'.

Tweets like this should come with a ban from standing for election, and should also come with either a 'this tweet is false' flag or a 'this was tweeted by an idiot' flag.

I thought this was just me and I'd accidentally liked something awful!

Snowflake ❄️

This is the problem with attempts to have a conversation with brexiteers. They continue to push lies with no evidence to support them. Just like during the referendum.

Today is lovely Woody's last day living with us. After 5 years of the crazy boy he sadly has to move out because he can't get on with baby Lara. Time for a whole new chapter of barks and adventures little guy.

There's a bit of he said this/they said that gooding on around this stat. I'm hoping BBC More or Less can give us a definitive answer.

Did Liz Truss even have time to change the wallpaper?

Liz Truss lasted 4.1 Scaramuccis

I'd like to congratulate the lettuce.