I just heard my three favorite words!!
Brain scan clear!

AOC sounds exactly like that viral 'talking' french bulldog.

I knew I had heard her voice somewhere before...

My baby is 20! 😻😻😻😻

This is the world I want to live in

I always wanted to be on the cover of Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition but, after seeing who they picked, I am happy to stand up to and for cancer!!

Taylor Swift just totally snubbed Celine Dion, girlfriend, get some class!

My older face is now for radio only!

If you're looking to follow an amazing lady, that has a giant heart and is super funny, follow Beth Kaufman

Beth Kaufman Thanks my soul sista. We’d be dynamite in person. Continued good health, love. ❤️

The funniest tweet of the year!!

Beth Kaufman Derrold Blondeandcrazy caki like khaki 🌻 Awww. You too lovely. I love our gang. We’ve really got something here!😂🎉

Send me all your fruitcakes!!

As part of my flower business, I deliver flowers to a grave at a Veterans Cemetery. I feel like the woman and I have a connection. Something blows or I feel a cool breeze. I tell her stay at peace and I will see her next week.

Incredibly rare image of a shark stepping on a lego

Does anyone else get waylaid while googling something? I just spent 40 minutes learning about Estonia.

Went to a doctor appointment this morning, girl at the desk says, you are early. I told her no problem, I’ll wait. She says for a whole week?
Oops

Why is ounce abbreviated oz.?

I’ve been having a lot of crazy dreams lately. I will not be manifesting these.

I just spent $4.79 on one water at the gas station like I am Kim Kardashian.