Now that I’m going to Red Sox games we know what that means….

This is why I’ll stick with the Celtics

I always pick the seat on the T next to the weird couple standing and basically having sex on top of me

I have lived in Boston for two weeks and haven’t gone to encore yet financially responsible queen

With this starting lineup 😭

This is going to be me mansplaining baseball to hilary tomorrow

I will be starting for the Boston Celtics tonight

She just asked if I want them again for tomorrow maybe this is the year I start actually caring about baseball (probably not)

Thought I was uninvited to my best friends wedding then remembered she drunkenly put my name in her phone wrong ten years ago and now that is my legal name to her

Decided to go to the library to get some work done and there’s three guys sleeping, one loudly snoring, two guys loudly talking about Trump, and one guy who has is phone on full volume…is the library not like the one place in the world we all agree to shut the fuck up??

I had the best kale smoothie of my life today I can’t wait to hyperfixate on it for the next month

“You can order whatever food you want for free when training” okay bet

The moment I pay off my debt I’m moving to a warm state and pursuing my dream of being a cart girl

Writing this on every check I hand a customer going forward

Omg I forgot this was a thing