Public Figure That Spent Last Week Talking About Mass Killings For Cheap Political Points Probably Needs To Shut Up Right Now: betootaadvocate.com/breaking-news/…

Nation’s Coke Dealers And Erotic Massage Parlours Lose A Valuable Revenue Stream: betootaadvocate.com/uncategorized/…

Big Chungus Spends Millions To Make Sure Everyone Knows He Raped Someone betootaadvocate.com/headlines/big-…

Let’s solve the housing crisis. BRING THEM BACK! Pre-sales now available for this exquisite T-shirt: shop.betootaadvocate.com/collections/t-…

In his FIRST EVER podcast appearance, The Betoota Advocate is joined by the icon of Australian acting that is ANGUS SAMPSON. Now based in LA, this former West Harbour grade footballer gives an entertaining summary of his career thus far! open.spotify.com/episode/7xGPGw…

Splendour Canned Because The Kids Are Fucked Financially And Mentally From Spending 3 Years Indoors In The Prime Of Their Lives: betootaadvocate.com/uncategorized/…

Nationals Shitting Themselves After Katter Shows Rural Australia It’s Okay To Publicly Berate Them: betootaadvocate.com/entertainment/…

Does NSW Premier Chris Minns win an award for least enthusiastic Mardi Gras kit? Nothing says pride like a grey polo button up! Listen to Minns get interviewed in this week’s Betoota Talks ep. If only someone interrogated this fit before he hit Oxford St: omny.fm/shows/the-beto…

Being elected Premier of NSW is the privilege of a lifetime. Getting interviewed by the Betoota Advocate is a close second.

Barnaby: “Anyone Who Hasn’t Had A Skinful At The Pub And Ended Up A Dead Cunt On The Footpath Can Cast The First Stone” betootaadvocate.com/entertainment/… #auspol #matthew71

Liberal Moderates Gift Labor 45 Minutes Of Scathing Soundbites About Dutton For Their Election Ads: betootaadvocate.com/entertainment/…

Nation Now Understands Why Morrison Didn’t Fuck Off Sooner After 18 Month Lobbying Ban Ends Just In Time For Him To Take A Consulting Job With A Defence Company That Benefited Directly From The AUKUS Submarine Deal Which Cost Australians $400B: betootaadvocate.com/breaking-news/…

OPINION: Stanley Cup Generation Will Never Understand Going To School With A Cordial Bottle Full Of Frozen Water Wrapped In Tea Towel With A Rubber Band betootaadvocate.com/breaking-news/…

Wests Tigers interim CEO Shane ‘Richo’ Richardson on The Betoota Advocate: open.spotify.com/episode/2pUVyo…

Some news here at The Advocate:

Royal Boomer Protection Society Call A Meeting To Discuss How To Shut Up That Traitor Alan Kohler: betootaadvocate.com/uncategorized/…

The Top 10 Sydney Movies Of All Time with Alexei Toliopoulos (Live from SXSW Sydney): open.spotify.com/episode/0mNGqb…

One of the most sensational chapters in Australian history, and perfect Monday night viewing. See you at 9:40.

This Monday night at 9:40pm, tune in for the full story of Hayden Haitana and the horse race that brought down a government. THE BETOOTA ADVOCATE PRESENTS: THE FINE COTTON AFFAIR. Tomorrow on Channel 10.

TONIGHT AT 9:40pm on TEN, The Betoota Advocate retells the story of The Cronulla Riots. Tune to watch as Australia’s oldest newspaper as they sit down with locals and people who were there on ground during that scorching summer’s day.

An unmissable television event.