Fucking Moe's Southwest Grill man. It's faster to drive to the store, wait in the 20 person line, and order in person than it is to order online and give them 3x the amount of time they say it will take.

Who will win Tennessee's crowded quarterback battle?

Based on Josh Heupel's history at Mizzou and UCF, whoever can push the ball vertically with the best results.
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Me teaching Intro to American Politics, a thread:

'The judiciary is the non-political branch of government'

Is it just me or is #WandaVision like really dumb? I mean, who wants to watch sitcoms from 50+ years ago.

When your position is both “People who can’t afford to go to college shouldn’t take out loans to do it” and “People who do jobs that don’t require a college degree shouldn’t be paid a living wage” it kind of starts to seem like you just want to keep poor people poor.

'I don't feel sorry for congress at all. Oh, I'm sorry, did you have to hide under your desk because of guns? Wah wah wah. I've only had to do that six times since kindergarten. School is terrifying. Maybe now they'll pass gun reform.' - one of my 9th grade students, today

Trump, previously: “Stand down and standby.”

Trump, today: “Fight.”

Many politicians, commenters and media: “Who could’ve seen this coming?”

LITERALLY EVERYONE.

It's a shame. He had a long career ahead of him of attacking women's access to healthcare while making it impossible to control gun violence. Alas, he threw it all away to selfishly benefit from anti-scientific political pandering.

I got Forbes tech person of the year, so it's only fair that Ron DeSantis Is TNR’s 2020 Scoundrel of the Year newrepublic.com/article/160608…

Percent of wages currently subsidized by governments due to COVID:

Japan: 100% for small businesses; 80% for large firms

Netherlands: Up to 90%

Norway: Up to 90%

Germany: Up to 87%

France: Up to 84%

Italy: 80%

United Kingdom: Up to 80%

Canada: Up to 75%

United States: 0%

History will record the shameful irony that a president who lied to avoid military service staged a bogus event on the hallowed grounds of Gettysburg in a brazen attempt to undermine the Republic for which scores of real patriots had fought & died to preserve since its founding.

Wealth of Jeff Bezos in 2009: $6.8 billion
Wealth of Jeff Bezos in 2020: $184 billion

Wealth of Mark Zuckerberg in 2009: $2 billion
Wealth of Mark Zuckerberg in 2020: $103 billion

U.S. Minimum Wage from 2009-2020: $7.25

We need an economy that works for all of us, not the 1%.

Hey Mike Bloomberg could you give Joe and Kamala some fucking money so they can stop asking other people for it.

Picking somebody that RTs this to buy a PS5 or the newest XBOX. Won’t be in your possession until mid December.. Will choose the winner Friday