Laurence Fox leading a “Million Men March” that like 50 people turned up to to boycott Nike whilst wearing Nike trainers is comedy gold. Satire is dead.

Elon Musk well you're the expert on SNL's bad days

I see Joey Barton following the trodden path. Say a thing nobody of significant profile would have said publicly even a couple of years ago, generate outrage, drive headlines, get invited on telly to discuss outrage, be unwanted by brands/employers, claim you’ve been cancelled.

This painting by Edwin Van Kuyp (1617-1672) hangs in the National Gallery. It's a psychological study, depicting the howling, serpentine rage of the prosperous when their will is thwarted. It was considered to be a rebuke to Amsterdam's mercantile classes bridling at tax reforms.

Aw, remember in 2009 when Nigel Farage claimed in expenses £2 million of our money?!

Now ITV is giving him £1 million! Because he really deserves it.

Wow 🤑

#BoycottImACeleb #CostOfLivingCrisis #CostOfGreedCrisis #ImACelebIsACarCrash #Racist #MoneyGrabbing #W *nker

Sleeping on the streets is not a lifestyle choice. We don’t have nearly enough affordable homes & rents are soaring, leaving people destitute and forced to sleep rough. [🧵1/4] ft.com/content/ccf9c2…

I had to watch this 3 times to be fully clear on what I’d just listened to

Today’s evidence at the Covid Inquiry effectively lays the blame for 25,000 additional Covid deaths to at least a significant degree at the feet of Boris Johnson

Horrifying

In today's #vatniksoup , I'll introduce a South African-American(!) businessman and social media figure, Elon Musk (Elon Musk). He's best-known for being the wealthiest man in the world, running Tesla Inc., SpaceX & Twitter, and for parroting Kremlin's propaganda narratives.

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What a sad affair this would be. Sporting, one of the historic clubs in world football, becoming little more than a feeder club and part of opaque private equity funds’ rampage through European football’s century old heritage

Joseph Brown m SHL real hooligans, football is his second job

Trump's Mugshot using Stephen Silver's tips on caricature LOL - If I'm gonna shitpost may as well learn something new 😂

Kara Zarah Sultana MP Manchester United U even know what ur dick looks like u chubby little virgin

Alright I caved to my record label and did a cover of the new @jason_aldean song. Please share it around & enjoy! I love COUNTRY MUSIC! & how inclusive it is!!

🚨MPs FOR HIRE - Part One: Sit in on a job interview with Kwasi Kwarteng 🚨

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If Blazing Khal wins this afternoon, I’ll give £100 to a lucky follower. You know what to do, follow & Retweet this to enter. #BetDan #Cheltenham #AntePost

Cheltenham Festival Day Two 🏇🏇
📍1.30 - Impaire Et Passe 2/1
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📍2.50 - Beacon Edge 12/1
📍3.30- Captain Guinness 20/1
📍4.10 - Back on the Lash 18/1
📍4.50- Third Time Lucki 11/1 Elixir Du Nuit 14/1
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