Pain and suffering for breakfast.

A goal without a plan is just a dream

Surfing the net is great, unless, of course, you’re a fish

Havnt showered since last year

Stop wasting cognition on nonsense.

Yabadabado old navy

Sometimes the questions are complicated, and the answers are simple

Many receive advice, only the wise profit from it

Improvise, adapt, and overcome.

just got on my flight, why is this grown man wearing a burger king crown?

Seeds of doubt grow into forests of inaction.

99% of gamblers quit before winning big

I hate working 60 hour weeks until I see that $296.72 direct deposit hit 💰