Chappell Roan has me in a fucking chokehold.

I love having blue eyes. ☺️

White coworker of mine casually let slip to a couple of black ladies today that she didn’t like Cowboy Carter at all, and I just sat there SHOCKED at the sheer audacity of her to say that when NO ONE was talking about Beyoncé beforehand.

Hey, quick question for anyone living in Dallas: are you guys happy at all here? And if so, I have a follow-up question!

fuuuuuck working in a restaurant my fucking forehead is breaking out and my skin is so 👹OILY👹 I HATE it here !!

As someone in the inverse situation, I feel excluded by Beyoncé, but I shall continue to lay my cards down, as well as park my Honda Civic and pretend that it’s a Lexus.

Back in my blonde era. 👱🏻‍♂️

Soft-relaunching my tepid, shameful return to this website. 😶

You guys I have a Bluesky now! Maybe I’ll feel more inclined to post away from the Elon Musk of it all. 🤷🏻‍♂️

I straight up hate this app now lol

I have a love-hate relationship with those childhood nostalgia TikToks because on one hand it’s amazing to be reminded of things from my childhood that I’ve genuinely forgotten about, but it also makes me want to set myself on fire and throw myself off a bridge while crying.

Yo WHY did they have to make Halsin the sexiest man with the sexiest voice? It should be criminal to have this much sexiness in one character. #BaldursGate3

Low-key kinda disappointed that the first ever collab between Hayley Williams and Taylor Swift is a song where Hayley gets one verse and then does backing vocals for the rest of the track.

I just cried thinking about those weird uncut-dick-looking squishy toys with weird little sparkly things in them. You know the ones.

Any Pride parties/afterparties going on tonight??

Literally me.

Sooo…Dallas Pride is happening next week, right? I’ve seen absolutely nothing about it anywhere except for an event page on Facebook lol.