That’s literally how I make my own amala.

With cold water, keep stirring and then add hot water when it’s semi solid and leave on low heat to simmer, then turn and you have the perfect amala.

I’ve already had this one 😀😀😀

I totally agree with this.

When I consider marriage, love and passion are secondary things.

Primarily I’m looking for someone who is safe, and who I can ride life’s waves with till the end.

Not necessarily someone who makes my heart pump a lot of blood 😂😂😂

When I called Ebuka crying that day in 2020.

I was being owed salary at work. And he said, “Blessing if you don’t get paid this month, I’ll pay you.”

My very own Odogwu abeg!

I’m a big red flag then. Cos I have all sorts of seasonings.

Eg. My rice and noodles mostly have an Asian tweak.

Dad: My Lord, if I may

Judge: Waves hand signalling that he is not listening to him

Me (Very perplexed and shocked): Ah!

The ride home: Very long and silent.

World war three?

I cover Nigeria’s foreign policy of non alignment in the precious blood of Jesus. I need it to RISE and be protect us all like the Swiss

Blessing why do you do deep background checks?

Because men kill women.

Correlation is not causation.

Oh wow…Are you Ika too?

I think we should ask Paul and other American culture custodians.

Even angels have their wicked schemes.

But you take that to new extremes.

I know I love you, but don’t show up at my house unannounced abeg. Everybody deserves privacy

As a Nigerian I have to say, this is wholesome! Love youuuu ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

How do you politely say “make of that what you will” to a 60-something year old?