.Elon Musk

“She had a particular type of schizophrenia that caused her to become violent … We asked for help from CPS … We’ve asked for help from police, and received it many times. But she was still allowed to own guns.”

— Former mother-in-law of Joel Osteen megachurch shooting suspect

Every time I eat from a pint of ice cream I remember a 1980s bit from Elayne Animals & Comedy Boosler: “You know what it says on the back of a Hagen Daas carton? Serves four 😬”

tRump made fun of me for being disabled. Some of you laughed but I could be your son, brother, grandson or nephew. Think about what that means before you vote 🗳.

It's so funny to be Republicans say we can't do anything about gun laws because the second amendment but they are fine with calling to raise the age to vote which would violate the 26th.

🇺🇸 I’m Colin Allred, and I’m the Democrat running for Senate against Ted Cruz. I’m counting on 50,000 supporters to endorse my campaign by 11:59 p.m. Please, will you personally endorse my campaign now and join our people-powered movement?

*dies

I don’t get it. Why didn’t Elon Musk just kill Twitter from the start? Obviously that’s his end goal - why else would he keep keep making these insane decisions?

Clearly he wants it to die a slow, painful death. What did Titter ever do to Elon?

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Andy Fox 🌊 #NotADragQueen

Dear @Twitter, I get that your new lord & master is now a right-wing superdouche, but my entire feed is now filled with gross, bigoted nonsense like this and all of my favorite accounts are nowhere to be seen.

I want my lovable left wing nuts back. Please make it stop

Have some errands to run today. Hope I don’t get shot.

Thanks for making sure we’re all sitting ducks, Greg Abbott !

So glad you and Attorney General Ken Paxton are spending all that time going after the children’s hospital. Way to make us all safe! 🙄

By this math you should also refuse treatment for cancer, or a defibrillator when you’re in cardiac arrest. Because Jesus 🙏🏻

Raise your hand if you agree that Kyle Rittenhouse is a pathetic murderous punk.

I woke up to the reminder that Ron Johnson wants to eliminate Social Security because he says seniors have misused their money.
Hey Johnson: Its not your business how seniors spend their own money
Obama called him out on that in this speech. We need Obama back.

Watch hundreds of years of yellowing varnish being removed from this Jacobean Panel Portrait of a Noblewoman painted in 1617 in England

📹restoration and video by Philip Mould

Countless books and articles have been written telling *her* story, by people who know nothing about her - except that she married a prince and is a woman of color. Now she tells her own story in her own words - and she’s a narcissist?

This is so gross.

This is the sloppiest mid-life crisis I’ve ever witnessed