T SHOT TUESDAY

The German girl in VC: what should I sing?
Me: aber bitter mit sahne!!
Her: 😡 NEIN

T SHOT TUESDAY

Binder showed up and YEAH I GOT A SIZE TOO SMALL (fits my body but not my boobs??? Glad they do returns)

My friend sent me the same thing twice on accident so he kept sending it to me in the funniest way possible and it's the funniest looking thing too

Just made a breakfast burrito at five pm

This Danish is good. Kinda dry. Kinda... oh I'm eating a napkin. I ate the napkin. Danish was that good.

How do you just find people to be around. That shits hard

Just scored a white noise machine, but it doesn't make inhuman screaming of the damned so how am I supposed to fall asleep

REALLY need to make videos of me speaking because my voice IS changing. I'm not sick!! My VOICE is CHANGING

Week 6 of T!! I'm going out to get some more MANLY SMELLS AT THE SMELL STORE