It's okay to be cis, BUT ONLY IF IT'S A FETISH THING FOR YOU!

I want a sandwich... I need a barefoot and butt pregnant femboy step male wife to go make me one.

I need to find somewhere to pee. Raise your hand if you're a urinal.

When's the last time you actually saw a horse? Are we sure they're real? If they are then why are their dildos sold right alongside dragon dildos? Dragons aren't real! Unless...

Could anyone who's worked in an office explain how the boss decides which boy gets feminized and pegged by her. Is it always her twinky secretary? Or does she choose someone? Or is there some other system in place? Is it a reward for working hard or a punishment for slacking off?

I don't have anything to do today. Should I hook up with a boy? I haven't hooked up with a boy in ages!

*gets messaged by a boy on grindr*

He's cute! Daddy af!

*proceeds to not reply to him*

If only I had a boy cock to suck on rn...

The thing they don't tell you about womanhood is that you've gotta stroke your dick every day.

You aren't actually supposed to blow into cartridges.

You're supposed to give em the real sloppy toppy. I want actual contact. Wrap your mouth around that thing. Get your tongue in there.

Brazzers does audio porn now (like erotica audiobook type stuff)???

That's pretty dope. Very curious how that's working out for them. Bonkers that it took me like half a year to notice.

Why are you so beautiful today, babe? Don't you think you're sending an unhealthy message to the youths? You're reinforcing unrealistic beauty standards by being so beautiful! You know a person's value isn't decided by their appearance, right? Are you doing this on purpose?

I think it would be really hot if there was like a woman and she was like really cozy (obv with a huge plug in her butthole).

I completed a simple task :3

Stepladders were invented so that people could get away with fucking a ladder in a porno.