This is the best I could do from Southern California. We were in the path of Torttility for the Eclipse2024

I’d love if Kansas City International Airport banned MORGONN from flying into their airport in the future for violating privacy codes by filming in a public restroom.

I have a better idea: we reclaim all the CyberTrucks and create a super bridge by welding them all together, spanning across the Patapsco River.

Walked into the bathroom and thought I mistakenly waltzed into a Tesla dealership

🫡 Last shot I got after a boozed-up party bus guest knocked the RC out of my hands, inevitably sending the drone into a wall. Was fun while it lasted!

This statue goes hard. This should be minted on every coin in circulation.

I had to take advantage of the beautiful weather yesterday to sneak in a quick 7 miles at Vail Lake. Y’all are skipping out of the beauty of Temecula Valley, if you haven’t been here yet!

This was the average home that a single-income family of four could afford off of a shoe-salesman's wages in 1987.

In seeking justice, beware the echo of your past oppressors’ footsteps in your own path.

I hate the fact that the city and the state that I love so much, are going to inevitably tell me I’m not enough for either of them and ask me to pack my bags and leave.

AOC clapping for policy that she supports is a good thing, actually.

I beg any of you online absolutist to try and actually work in your community to get something done.

that’s MY president

Friends don’t let friends remain theatre kids as adults

Looks like this year the election is a choice between Freedom™ or Freedom®

Feels like were finally retiring the word 'kiddos'. the world can be at peace once again.

“If you cannot afford my rates, you need to make more money.”

I wish more of us took this position.

Do you remember when you joined X? I sure don’t.

#MyXAnniversary