Zendaya wearing a bra is like Eminem wearing a durag

🤣🤣🤣 unakumbusha mtu ako na mtu anajam hadi anakublock smh

LMFAOOOO

between 5-7am yes.

“You know who and who belong together? Look between Q and R.”

Me too!!!! Fuckkkkkk!!!!!!

Thank You GOD For Blessing Me With Another Day Of Life!!!!!!

The little heartbreak when you realise, mid-story, that they stopped listening to the thing you were so excited to tell them :(

I’m not for violence but I can understand how it came down to this.

yo boo look like he wanted to twerk too. ion know

Brian Mbunde ™ Abu Iman

As an attentive boyfriend I would’ve noticed that she typed “I need to buy” and I wouldn’t want to get in the way of her person goals 🥺

Weka marketing budget tukupatie ideas 💀

This is how they’re doing interviews now. Give us your marketing strategy FOR FREE, then we’ll see if we’ll hire you.

Kempinski has a myriad of Unique selling points. If they would like a consultation from someone who has experience in growing restaurants and solidifying their niche.... my dm is free to set up a meeting and discuss a consultation fee & a three month retainer. ☺

Free marketing ideas??

Do not put this at the doctors feet. Direct that blame and outrage where it verily belongs, with the government.

hee-hee-sama, locked in. we avenge mariko-sama tomorrow 👊🏾

🇨​🇦​🇵​🇹​🇦​🇮​🇳​ 🇰​🇪​🇷​🇴​🇲​ Brian Mbunde ™ 🇨​🇦​🇵​🇹​🇦​🇮​🇳​ 🇰​🇪​🇷​🇴​🇲​ kuna hii ingine hapa pangani girls... Inaitwa chai road.... Do not make a right turn.... You will find them waiting for you at the roundabout