My girlfriend whom I adore loves accidentally knocking things over. You guys need something knocked over? Give her a call. Big or small, she’ll spill it all

Having bad cramps and aching after a mirena procedure and for the people reading who might get it done the thing that has helped pain most so far is a heat pack and a joint (my nickname for a second heat pack asio)

I love how it demands you also be nice to me with words

For people who’ve had a mirena put in at the docs, how long after did you have cramping? I’m still damn sore and achey about 48 hours later

Americans love to go to “AP bio”

Just got reminded of this I love it

What happened to all the old rich gays or strange bachelor heirs who wish to waste all their family money supporting art (funding my ideas) where are they

Representation matters

Unfortunately in Palm Royale Laura Dern’s character is named Linda Shaw so I’m going through what I did as a child with Melrose Place and Dr Kimberley Shaw - listening to how Americans pronounce my surname 😖