'When I find myself in times of trouble, Mother Mary came to me, singing words of wisdom, 'three pints of Jaipur, Cask''

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One of the earliest shouts of 'still time' from the commentator I've ever heard there. It's the first half!

I'm still standin'

EDWARD!

Been busy at the record store.

We're all Leadmill aren't we.

Northern 🚆 No bus is here! Lots of people stranded. Information please.

Absolutely furious to be isolating during Parmo weekend tbf.

Ugh, the sheer cruelty of finally getting your child to simmer the hell down a bit and sit quietly on your lap, only to discover you've left your coffee just out of reach.

Dog's just thieved three (3!) Piri Piri coated Mackerel fillets. Pure Vesuvius vibes on the morning walk tomorrow I fear.

Surreptitiously trying to remove the chewed banana pieces my daughter has popped into a fellow parent's Ugg Boots at the soft play👀