Everytime he says Kuhlman, I hear Poolman and shudder.

There are four fucking refs on the ice. How do they miss anything???

To put the Jets lineup into a winter analogy: the car is going to have one brand new winter tire and 3 bald tires for the next few weeks.

#Winnipeg
#GoJetsGo

When a voicemail box is full it should then disable that phone until space is cleared. Stop being a dick.

I don’t want that Putin supporter to pass Gretzky either. Stay in second. Clown.
#FuckOvi

Just saw the end of the Jets game now. Put me down as being unimpressed with the Jets pulling the goalie down by two. Washington wasn’t going to let in two that late. Let him take 2nd overall against another team.
#FuckOvi

I take solace in the fact that many ceremonies or momentous events in hockey seem to be spoiled with a loss by that team. This is good news for the Jets after the supporter of a terrorist scored his 801st goal tonight.
#GoJetsGo

GEEKS IN THE BACK!

So apparently the only prerequisite to be employed as a TV colour analyst is to be very unlikeable.
#Sawyer
#Methot

<—— Leisure Guide All-Star

Some rat chick in 202 gave a fake report against a Caps fan to security during the 2nd period and got him punted. Raw deal, buddy.
Winnipeg Jets

I don’t feel enough is being said about how Bones claps.

“SUCK IT, HATERS!”

- People that don’t know anything about hockey

You can throw on more clothes or blankets if you’re cold, but you can’t lower the temperature without AC when it’s hot. I prefer the cold, thanks.
#Winnipeg

WINNIPEG IS CHALLENGING, FOR BAD REFFING…

Florida looking like they playin for the NHL leader for all time losses as a coach. Oh wait.
#FireMaurice

Fuck it. I booed him.
#FireMaurice

The best part about attending Jets games is not having to listen to Kevin Sawyer take the tv broadcast hostage with his stupid anecdotes and commentary.

I am electing to NOT boo Paul Maurice this evening when he gets his inevitable recognition during a tv timeout. If I clap, it will be for him no longer being the coach here and nothing to do with his decision making or lack thereof.
#FireMaurice

I don’t know what Kiki Palmer was known for before hosting SNL, but I know her as the host of one of the worst episodes of SNL of all time.
The only funny part was Weekend Update, as usual.
#SNL