He's talking about 11647 people
He's talking about 12149 people
He's talking about 152552 people
He's talking about 50130 people
He's talking about 144536 people
He's talking about 21279 people
He's talking about 12577 people
He's talking about 17911 people
He's talking about 122686 people
He's talking about 24477 people
He's talking about 11431 people
Bio All bleeding stops eventually. Tweets 177,6K Followers 5,8K Following 258 Account created 02-10-2008 15:58:04 ID 16561141
iPhone : Teal n Black Was it good?
iPhone : we are in 2021 and you people are tweeting about barstool and barrett jfc people just fucking ignore them
iPhone : ask him if he still has the shakes when he sees lights or if he still dms yoga chicks on IG but don’t quote tweet him
iPhone : barrett wants the attention you fucking idiots
iPhone : When all your friends are having marital problems and are calling and texting you for advice or a shoulder to lean on:
iPhone : Kelly’s Heroes is the best war movie ever and I will not entertain any objections.
Twitter Web App : IT IS THE HAPPIEST PLACE IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD AND THE GARLIC FRIED SHRIMP IS SO GODDAMN GOOD AND I MISS IT SO MUCH twitter.com/KilloughJustin…
Twitter Web App : dude also has a sabaton song about him
Twitter Web App : The movie did a really good job showing how batshit crazy Audie Murphy was. Big ol' brass balls twitter.com/PaulSzoldra/st…
iPhone : Do I want to go? YesDo I have to go? YesDo I think it’ll happen? No
iPhone : Also I keep getting g emails that I have to be in Vegas for a convention in August and I’m just sitting here like:
Twitter Web App : just want to get vaccinated so i can go get on a plane to eat like a moron again and not feel like an asshole about it.
Twitter Web App : you know what sounds great? a full run of covid vaccines and omakase
Twitter Web App : Cheddar Stump ooof
Twitter Web App : also i had a huge piece of blackened grouper on sunday and i kinda want fish all the time now
Twitter Web App : wtf kind of childhoods did y'all have that you just learned about this today twitter.com/BurritoBrosShi…
Twitter Web App : fuck yeah shrimp is like $7/lb.
© Untitled. Design: HTML5 UP.