BBS (@BurritoBrosShit )

BBS

Bio All bleeding stops eventually.
Tweets 177,6K
Followers 5,8K
Following 258
Account created 02-10-2008 15:58:04
ID 16561141

iPhone : we are in 2021 and you people are tweeting about barstool and barrett jfc people just fucking ignore them

iPhone : ask him if he still has the shakes when he sees lights or if he still dms yoga chicks on IG but don’t quote tweet him

iPhone : When all your friends are having marital problems and are calling and texting you for advice or a shoulder to lean on:

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Twitter Web App : IT IS THE HAPPIEST PLACE IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD AND THE GARLIC FRIED SHRIMP IS SO GODDAMN GOOD AND I MISS IT SO MUCH twitter.com/KilloughJustin…

Twitter Web App : The movie did a really good job showing how batshit crazy Audie Murphy was. Big ol' brass balls twitter.com/PaulSzoldra/st…

iPhone : Also I keep getting g emails that I have to be in Vegas for a convention in August and I’m just sitting here like:

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Twitter Web App : just want to get vaccinated so i can go get on a plane to eat like a moron again and not feel like an asshole about it.

Twitter Web App : you know what sounds great? a full run of covid vaccines and omakase

Twitter Web App : also i had a huge piece of blackened grouper on sunday and i kinda want fish all the time now

Twitter Web App : wtf kind of childhoods did y'all have that you just learned about this today twitter.com/BurritoBrosShi…