Goat yoga, but with Clydesdales

Top three Eagles albums:
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3. The one with that California song

Just a kind reminder for those with this flag in your yard

This is so true!

Was dating this chick whose cat used to poop in her tub all the time. I only did it once and she broke up with me. WTF?

I’ve decided to be a intellect

If the smell of Vicks VapoRub and bourbon turn you on, things are about to get lit

Impress her by decanting both your Pinot Noir and Drakkar Noir

Christians don’t seem to even know what’s in their own holy Bible.

Sad but not surprising.

University administrators continue to bar student and press access into Kirkland Hall amid an ongoing student sit-in. Here’s an exclusive look from The Vanderbilt Hustler into Kirkland Hall.

Story by: aaditi lele , katherine oung , Rachael Perrotta

vanderbilthustler.com/2024/03/26/ins…

Abortion bans are a direct violation of the separation of church and state.

“I only drink on holidays” okay well its ford truck month?

There’s no such thing as too much Drakkar Noir

I’m at my sexiest when flossing my teeth.

Received dm of the day

March Madness is just you attempting to find a date this month.

Misogynists are crying about birthrates. Complaining that women value their own lives, goals, & ambitions as lawmakers in the US make being pregnant even more dangerous with abortion bans.

But let's not forget the US also has sky rocketing cost of childcare, no legally required…

These are leaf sheep (Costasiella kuroshimae). they live in the sea grazing on algae