Some comic relief. 😂

Basketmouth released this in August 2022.

Too many were blind to read between the lines.

This is painful but this is Nigeria.

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Nigeria is sinking but BATists think it is about trolls and banter.

Naira is exchanging against the pounds today at £1 to 1,999.

This is no longer funny guys. This was how Zimbabwe started.

Hopefully we don’t get to that stage where 50,000 will buy just a loaf of bread.

So it has got to the point where people who supported Tinubu will wipe their tweets before coming online to beg for assistance or complain about a misfortune.

We are all humans, and compassion is the only thing we can afford.

We should try not to waste it on the undeserving.

If you go to a Nigerian hospital, your people will first locate a good restaurant to be buying you food, pending when they can bring over their own pots, plates and stoves to the hospital.

But Nigerians are crying injustice bcos there is no Amala in NHS menu.

Useless fights.

So INEC Nigeria is saying that they spent huge tax payers money to transport sensitive election materials and then it landed in the hands of non INEC employees.

But they are only going to tweet that the man is not their employee and that solves it?

Cursed commission.

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I currently have 760K+ subs on YouTube, and I want to share 12 random things I learned from building a successful YouTube channel for creators.

1. You have to fall in love with making videos (Filming, editing, scripting, research, etc.). This is the most crucial tip; everything…

Chinua Achebe's Things Fall Apart. Ever the classic!!!

75% of the time I have rendered services to Nigerian big men, it’s always a mutual friend that pays the balance.

When you have called, texted, begged, prayed, done everything in your power, one of his friends will say send your details let me pay.

This thing is a pandemic.

You cannot move from Nigeria to the UK as a self sponsored student and your choice of school and living will be London.

Nah, it’s either you have a solid family backup here or back home (emphasis on solid), or you’re very terrible at planning and getting your priorities right.

Oyiga Micheal At the funeral of my friend’s mum, he was asked by the priest to give vote of thanks. He was struggling with it, amidst tears and all, but after thanking us his friends for coming, he added ‘When your mothers will die, I shall also come to grieve with you and to support you’ 🤣🤣

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If you live and studied in the UK 🇬🇧 and are looking to start your 2024 on a high note with a job in your chosen career field, you shouldn’t skip this post.

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I am not an investigations expert but if someone comes online to break the news about a family being kidnapped, and then goes ahead to drop account number for people to crowdfund for the ransom, that person will be among the primary suspects of my investigation.

People living in the UK are not stingy, they don’t just earn enough to live the kind of lavish lifestyle people expect from them.

The financial system as I have come to realize, is designed to make you live comfortably, but not enough to throw money in the air.

The government of Akwa Ibom spent 32bn of state funds to build an ultramodern religious worship facility, so they can gather in the same facility to ask God to bless their economy, to provide job for the unemployed , to heal the sick and prosper the citizens.

Wild!

When you leave this earth, people will remember you differently. Everyone has a memory of you, and they reserve the right to share that memory as they wish.

It’s your choice to leave people a memory of hate, love, vile behavior or irresponsibility.

Totally your choice.

So somebody poked you on Twitter that you don’t have a house in your village, and you went to make a video of a mansion to prove a point?

The hold social media has on most of you is very dangerous, but you think you’re having fun.