The better question is: why are you still providing him with the financial means to thumb his nose at you?

Brainwashing is more common and more powerful than you think...

The WNBA is the joke...

I told MimiLisa 2.0 that I was not seeing anyone, and she replied:

I guess that is true if you don't consider your psychiatrist as anyone... 🙄

I made MimiLisa 2.0 breakfast in bed this morning, and what do I get for it?

She goes off on this rampage:

'How the fuck did you find out where I live?'

'How the fuck did you get into my house?'

No appreciation whatsoever. 🙄

I love how they always frame the Alaskan wilderness as fragile, the only thing fragile are all the libtards at the New York times...

Not one of those fuckers would be able to live in the Alaskan wilderness...

I wish the JAB were a little more 'effective' if you know what I mean...

I asked MimiLisa 2.0 out for a date, she asked me to fill out an application!

Turns out I could not fill out the application because it was a pair of underwear... 🙄

I told MimiLisa 2.0 that I ran a half marathon, I thought she would be impressed.

Lisa replied:

'So you quit halfway through the marathon...'

Give them the January 6 treatment...

Let me translate:

FBI begins the process of covering up the 'accident'.

I went on a date with MimiLisa 2.0 and she brought cheese and sausages. I thought it was really weird, so I asked her about it.

She said that she was preparing for the Wurst Kase scenario...

I put confetti on the inside of Lisa's tires so if she has a blowout, she can still have a fun day... MimiLisa 2.0

It’s crazy that the Pfizer Inc. admits that their COVID vaccines cause myocarditis, that the Mayo Clinic says myocarditis can cause sudden cardiac death (SCD), and that NBC News and the CDC have suddenly decided that if myocarditis is caused by the vaccine, it can’t cause death…

I picked up one of MimiLisa 2.0 's bras off the floor and was surprised it required batteries. It said AAA on the tag...

I told MimiLisa 2.0 that I was going to make a belt out of watches.

She said 'don't waist your time.'

Hey MimiLisa 2.0 why did the ghost NOT cross the road?

He was already on the other side...

Who invented Newports?

I gotta feeling you are not going anywhere...

I asked MimiLisa 2.0 why she never goes to the gym. She said that she does resistance training. 🙄