Imagine if they one day go to Mars.

A barren, inhospitable landscape devoid of intelligent life…sending people to Mars

If Keir Starmer promised to ban this he would win every seat in the country

It is stunning to think of Campbell being faster than peak Juice. I wonder how Jeffery Archer would have compared.

If I were tripping over myself trying to be less offensive I would simply not invent a word that sounds a lot like a communal toilet

O Lord! What unholy sorc'ry is this!

Second worst OJ

This is how I like to imagine our Homo heidelbergensis ancestors reacted to inexplicable and frightening phenomena like clouds

I wish Owen Williams were still around to see this

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Wasn’t twitter going to introduce downvotes for shit like this?

Cass is apparently guilty of not reaching a predefined ideological stance.

The fact this tweet literally says out loud that the review is ideologically flawed just highlights what the problem has been.

Ideology over the health of children.

Fascinating, I could literally hear the drone of static as this tweet descended into white noise

People using FaceTime without earphones on public transport belong in the fucking gulag.

Gareth twitter.com/historyinmemes…

Bush did it x

He’s running

This question is tweeted more regularly than an atomic clock

So it begins.