Me, a person paid to edit books, genuinely on accident:

My friends and I gather on Thursday nights to watch a couple episodes of Yellowjackets. Here is how we confirm plans with each other…..

Me: dating is sooo hard
Me on a date: my entire group chat has your name, phone number, and photo so if you plan to murder me you won’t get away with it fyi

Kade is an extraordinary editor! Agents—you want to know him!!!

I was going through old photos this morning and found this note from a grad school professor in 2020 when I was woefully behind on my work 🥹

omg not the earth shaking ass to the new chappell roan song

Every time I watch Bodies, Bodies, Bodies I’m reminded how nice it is to be platonically in love with all my friends. If we’re trapped in a mansion together, we’re watching movies and doing crafts, not murdering each other.

Today is National Rat Day! 🐀

You mean to tell me I am only FIVE DAYS away from seeing Olivia Rodrigo?????????????

I am SO happy to share my first Publishers Marketplace announcement. 🥰

I’M GETTING PUBLISHED Y’ALL!!!

'A thrilling, ghostly adventure…and a testament to the power that kids chave to change the world. Defiance holds power.' You can now add GHOST SCOUTS, my queer neurodiverse MG horror on your Goodreads. It would mean so, so much to me if you did. goodreads.com/book/show/2105…

Hi! Thanks so much for your patience with me as I’ve been digging out of my backlog and fielding crisis after crisis this year. I’ve finally come up for air, and am so excited to share that I’ve set my reopening date for queries: April 26, 2024! I’ll re-share my MSWL soon. ❤️

DIRECTOR’S CUT has its first trade review and it’s a STAR from Publishers Weekly !! ⭐️

Preorder DC now: penguinrandomhouse.com/books/708337/d…

hot tip because it's come to my attention that authors dont know this - if something goes well, write that long grateful note to your publishing team, publicists, marketing ppl - and cc all their bosses. even if it seems formal/weird/you have a casual rship with yout team, do it.

Today is the day. #MysteryofLockedRooms is finally out in the world and I'm ecstatic! Finally, I can say . . . WELCOME TO THE DELTA GAME, friends!

Shoutout to when I accidentally came out as trans 7 yrs ago on 🤡 April Fools' Day 🤡 instead of #tdov because I mixed up the dates. Other things that aren't jokes: 1) Trans writers and professionals belong in publishing, 2) We're already here, and 3) There's room for more of us!

Trying to explain to the cashier at the grocery store that I think Chobani flips are a scam as I buy 10 of them

Still so jazzed about MURDER LAND, my YA thriller debut with Sourcebooks Fire! It follows a 17-year-old ride operator who has 1 night to discover who killed her coworker in a beloved SoCal theme park built on dark secrets.

You can add it on GR now. Murder Land opens Summer 2025