Pretty sure that tray is still sitting on my BBQ because I don't want to clean it after making bacon 3 weeks ago.

Isn’t the whole point of Red Lobster is too just ingest melted butter in various forms

Who found this guy JJ . Not you that’s for sure.

Don’t go down the trail on this one. Depressing

CP24 Exec: 'What do people want?'

Analyst: 'The data shows drinkable coffee & donuts made on site - and clean washrooms.'

Exec: 'I hear our store employees likes pizza parties instead of good wages. Let's just do that.'

Is this actually Tupac?

Is Pelotons Wellview the biggest piece of shit on earth or is it me?

Already saw people wearing ignatjew jerseys at the Gaza protests downtown.

That is the most ridiculous name I’ve ever heard. It’s like the car Homer designed.

Hey TD (Canada) 🖕. Can I talk to a human? Or do I need to go falling down Michael Douglas in a branch.

Imagine how much you'd get punched in the face if you talked in twitter speak in real life. I'm here for it. Full Stop. Based. Mid. Shut up you clown.

Going through dad’s shit. Devastating

How does this come up in my feed?

this clip killed me

I am nobody.

My friends are somebody.

High ranking somebody.

I'm being told by High ranking sombodies the U.S. and British Navy's showcased 'new' technologies that decimated the Iranian response.

Most of what you saw hitting Isreal were fragments. Broken apart drones and…

Power grid is got a demand down.

Interstellar is the best movie ever. Come at me . It is so awesome and amazing and devastating and horrible and changes you.5

It’s amazing how much better service you get when you call a bot a cunt. Maybe I’m old but I will never allow a bot to solve my issue.

Next the government will introduce less rules on payday loans.

zerohedge maybe Gold is telling you that the government numbers are fake and that real rates are deeply negative