Just pulled Caster Da Vinci, Summer Marie Antoinette, and Anastasia in 200 SQ, what the hell is up with my LUCK BRO I am KILLING IT

A cashier asked where I’m from and when I said DC, he goes “I hear you can’t go in that reflecting pool, is that true?”

when ur so beveragepilled u start peemaxxing :/

Might f*ck around and get my septum pierced this weekend

13 TICKETS, I AM SIMPLY BUILT DIFFERENT RAHHHHHHH

Now is my chance, Castoria come home!!!

According to MXBloom, I am a boomer for watching a documentary about 4chan. I am a former 4chan user. Thoughts?

WHO’S AFRAID OF LITTLE OLD MEEEEEEEE

The updated winter outfits on everyone in the Stardew update are so cute omg

The vet sent me this 😭 They must have gotten tail and handprints before he was sent off for cremation, I am cryinggggg this is so sweet ❤️‍🩹

One of the new Taylor Swift songs is just my ex’s name, I’m sickkkkkk

Guys Cascada is coming to Boston and I just bought tix, I am going to go full millennial FERAL at this show

Petition to bring back using the word “thrice” in American English

Watched my upper management flame our sales team for inviting themselves and showing up to a confidential meeting today and it gave me the boost I need to keep going tbh. I’m still giggling

Bean altar 🫛❤️