1 spare needed, favour returned. No messers, absolutely sick of messers.

the bald fuck’s got a sovereign wealth fund buying him every player he wants, the best lawyers in the country working round the clock to stop him being the next lance armstrong and still he’s moaning cos he wanted a lie in this morning.

Thiago Silva in tears whilst Madueke pisses himself with Grealish 😭

This Chelsea team are a shitter version of us… yet they beat us 😂

A police officer taking him to one side?

Coventry to win the FA Cup is worth a tenner.

Fucking hell, Pep is one game away from driving to Dundee in his bare feet.

This Nicolas Jackson lad would fit in well with our bunch of shit losers. What a woeful player.

Mason Mount 😂 Get on Celebrity Big Brother pal.

‘D’ya wanna sing at my funeral lads, cos it’s coming’

We are celebrating because we would rather face Real Madrid than your oil money club. Bayern vs Real Madrid is football heritage.

‘Chief Manchester City writer for the Manchester Evening News’

Schrute Farms. This is the standard that should be set at the club. Incredible.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Guessing they were wearing their little Atalanta hats in the away end 😂

Looks like United have their new Head of Public Relations in the bag .... 👇🏾👹❤️⚽️

He knows ✔️
We know ✔️
Everyone knows ✔️

ONLY ONE REAL TEAM IN MANCHESTER

1.3m views, imagine his head this morning 😭