Not my drunk and senile neighbour ranting about #gaza saying how #israel needs to wipe it off the map AND how #homosexuality is wrong, in the same breath.

Why is every Israel supporter (I’m excluding actual Jewish people here) an absolute shit hound of a human?

Shout out to #HomeAffairs Randburg. Went in to apply for my passport last week Tuesday (30 mins; after completing application form and booking online), and picked it up today. Less than 4 working days turnaround time 👏

Played around with the #noom set-up survey thing, but never signed up. Now they are in my inbox like a desperate virgin serenading with a guitar whilst standing in the middle of a heart of burning candles.

Not answering 031 numbers has slashed the amount of cold calls I get by like 80%.

Remember, Judas is the reason for the season 😇

Including myself, there were 12 white male customers in the Seattle Coffee this morning, no one else. It was disconcerting.

Hey WhatsApp, add a 'schedule send' feature, please. That's all for now. Thanks.

Why are #instagram suggested reels the stuff of my nightmares?

Are people who whistle happy, or psychopaths?

Reading a newspaper.

Feels weird not being able to comment to tell anti-vaxxers how fucking stupid they are.

Ps: they are fucking stupid.

People who vape when on video call; who hurt you?

What’s a good collective noun for anti-vaxxers?

A fuckwad?

People of #Emfuleni

Do you not care that you have literal rivers of shit flowing down your streets?

All the info you need to know to get through today.

My bat-shit crazy, drunkard, 65-year-old neighbour has been blasting Billy Idol's 'Rebel Yell' on 10x daily repeat for 5 weeks now & screeching along at the top of her lungs.

This is in-between screaming matches between her and her 10-year old grandson when he spends the day.

Sent an 'I hope you're well' email this morning and received an 'I hope you're well' response.

How do I escape this nightmare merry-go-round?

Anti-vaxxers must show a copy of their matric certificate with every tweet they make about #covid or the #vaccine .