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MotherofDogs

@CarlMDontCare

PastryChef. Liberal. FireWife. StepMom. Survivor. Atheist. ❤️🐾 #RESISTER. The 🌎 belongs to all beings not just human beings. I aspire to live off the grid.

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calendar_today23-11-2015 17:22:26

27,8K Tweets

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I was never a Jaime Lee Curtis fan until the Christmas episode of The Bear on Hulu . She blew me away, even though the episode was so tough to watch. She shone in that brilliant performance. She terrified me.

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Profound Career Moment; after a big promotion to management, the first time your most favorite past boss comes and sits in the visitors chair in YOUR new office for a chat. I’m not going to forget that moment any time soon. ❤️

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Jill and Amber are such delusional, grotesque, gaslighting, human garbage that they drove me to Twitter, after months away, just to comment on their perverse sh*ttyness. I feel like my Villain origin story would begin if I met these two POS’s in person.

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Currently cooking for 15 adults, one of which is Vegan and another is Gluten-Free, 2 Toddlers, 2 hyper Terrier Mixes and an elderly Chihuahua that is tired of everyone’s Shit. Same dude. Same.

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Apparently my husband is on Twitter now, real name and everything. Lol. Anyway, I’ve missed you guys. Check out my pumpkins. 🤣

Apparently my husband is on Twitter now, real name and everything. Lol. Anyway, I’ve missed you guys. Check out my pumpkins. 🤣
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Anniversary! 7 years, . No itch. Miss you all so much. Life is tough and still so worth it. ❤️❤️❤️

Anniversary! 7 years, . No itch. Miss you all so much. Life is tough and still so worth it. ❤️❤️❤️
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Some of us, are creatures of invention. All our lives were important the ones before, the ones current and the yet discovered inventions. Be ever-evolving.

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I don’t know? Say what you will, you have freedom of expression but this woman has passed and she has children in mourning and who knows if they are reading your posts but that’s enough for me. Don’t knowingly add any possibility of additional pain.

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