since i'm a star, make a wish and i may be able to grant it 👀

me normally: 🧍
me this weekend: 🏌️

wrong answers only: the best sauce for a burger is ____

can’t come into work today i stared a little too long at the eclipse 😎

rise and grind ⭐️

did anyone else see it?

burgers hit different after a pump 💪

try to guess the song stuck in my head bet u cant

it's national burrito day so u should go get yourself one

oh you like carl’s jr.? name every burger we have

no but seriously this wasn't a joke has anyone seen him???

THIS JUST IN!
It looks like Happy Star has been spotted out and about. Keep sending us info if you spot him so we can BRING HIM HOME!

🚨ATTENTION happy star has gone MISSING! 🚨

plz keep an eye out for him 👀

me after listening to #COWBOYCARTER

idk who needs to hear this but order those extra fries today

carl's jr. implies the existence of Carl Sr.

she doesn't want you buddy she wants me 🫲⭐️🫱

me: 'HUH? WHAT? WHO?'

what's ur go to emotional support meal? we'll start. a double western bacon cheeseburger combo, drink is a diet coke, with a side of onion rings 😋

the first day of spring is here
my allergies: 📈📈📈