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CaseyCarmel

@CarmelCharlie

self deprecating humor is the way I cope

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calendar_today28-09-2019 20:41:44

183 Tweets

31 Followers

90 Following

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Me:man I am DROWNING lately.
Everyone: ask for help, no one can do everything on their own.
Me: idk asking for help makes me feel like more of a failure….
Everyone: NO it takes a village!
Me: I guess I could ask for help in these few small areas….
Everyone: No. Not that.

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Stop filtering your pictures with your kids in them. They don’t need to experience unrealistic Burt standards from birth. Give them a chance!

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Anyone educated on narcissistic abuse/victim of narcissistic abuse saw the situation clear as day based on how hysterical was. Instead bonded with the officer over “toxic women” and got a fist bump. Gabby is dead 2 weeks later. Systemic failure

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could’ve been Batman and saved the entire planet. Instead, he chose to be a little di*k man who marginalizes his employees, takes temper tantrum trips to almost “space,” and his company is about be be worth a trillion dollars and doesn’t pay taxes. Huge let down. 0/10.

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I’ve reached a point in life where I’ve fought enough battles that my gut knows the exact second someone is being shady. But, those battles have also taught me that there is no sense in fighting. They’ll burry themselves in their own time, no sense wearing yourself out digging.

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I just learned that there are girls out there NOT begging for the ✨bare minimum✨ and honestly, I’m offended .

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What is the office job equivalent to the walk-in freezer? Like where does one go to cry here? Asking for a friend.

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Tried a middle part today. I look like a egg headed sociopath, but at least I’m not old, right? That’s how this works?

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My mom has been refilling the antibacterial soap dispensers at her house with regular soap. This woman things she’s pulled the wool over Gods eyes smh

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Have you ever said something dumb, so you try to dig yourself out of the hole you created by trying to explain yourself, but that makes it worse so now you have to change your name and run away? Because, same. Happy Monday!

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I met my work husband’s real wife today, and let me tell you, this man has a type. That bitch has an attitude.

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