Saying “Bye” at a Hispanic party is a 45 minute process

sorry I can’t go out tonight I’ve gotta lay in my bed and rub my feet together like a freaky little cricket

It’s amazing how much I can get done when there’s actually something I HAVE to do.

actual footage of 50 cent rehearsing his #SuperBowl   show #HalfTimeShow

It’s ugly-sing-in-your-car-with-all-the-windows down weather. 😍

TikTok is the place to be right now. buzzfeed.com/lizmrichardson…

update: our incessant instagram refreshing may resume

A cat-call whistle will never sound pleasant to my ears 🤢

Well I can’t put it off any longer, time to look through my expenses from this weekend’s shenanigans 😭 #prayforme

Free flights
Free flights
Free flights

Interested? Upload your vaccination card to your MileagePlus account for a shot at a year of free flights, in any class of service (!! #DreamPolaris !!), to anywhere we fly. No purchase nec. Official rules apply. united.com/yourshottofly

Happy Earth Day 🌱

Hope we’re all taking a little extra time to walk through nature, pick up litter, and appreciate the little things in life today and everyday❤️

What your favorite view: WATERFALLS or OCEANS? instagram.com/p/CN-tfjslne-/…

can't wait to find out if i'm good at hugging

Stepped outside for the first time in 7 days today. Not cute, don’t recommend.

My passport probably thinks I'm in prison 😩

Let's talk about this very adulting thing: what's everyone's favorite burner on their stove? Mine is front left.

First everyone crowds #Mexico , now #PuertoRico ? 😩

Finally has all the time in the world to tackle everything.

Starts with watching the entire Avengers series in the chronological order.

*checks bank account for the third time today*

It’s a great day for a great day

Using my stimmy check to max out my 401K, buy properties in Dubai and Colombia, and get a skinny BBL. The other half will go into my savings.