Friends! Stop by next Saturday, April 27th! I’ll be doing my author thing with 14 other women authors. Come and have a beer (since we’ll be at Vitamin Sea Brewing🍻) and chat with some amazing writers. It will be a blast! Hope to see you there. ✨

The key to growth is the ability to observe yourself outside the distorted lens of your own story about yourself.

At this point in time, I’m almost sure I’ve ghosted my soulmate.

I just want to go to the casino with $10 and leave with 3.7 million. 🙆🏽‍♀️

Sorry I’m late. I had to scroll to my birth year on an app. 🙆🏽‍♀️

Why is crossing the street so embarrassing? 😅

A colorful day. ✨✨✨

Everything is a sign, if you’re delusional enough.

If you’re messing with mimosas this morning, just be careful. You might start sending “you up?” text messages at 2pm. 🥂

Awesome weather. Time for a good run. 🏃🏾‍♀️

One of the best places to hide from intimacy is in a relationship.

Discuss.

Parents be like “we know everything about you” and it’s all facts from when you were nine. 🤦🏽‍♀️

One day, I’ll shut up.

Not today though.

Me, still crazy: “I used to be soooo crazy back in the days.”

Sometimes, it feels uncomfortable to exist.

I’m really not a fan of how I act when I like someone. 🙆🏽‍♀️

Enjoy the rest of your weekend.
Monday will be here in like 20 minutes.

Being Malawian in America:

I am Malawian. But I don’t live in Malawi. I have lived in America for 20 years. It’s easy to dismiss me as someone who doesn’t know much about my own country, someone who is out of tune, or as some have famously dubbed me—“not Malawian enough.” Sure,…

Here’s a fun fact:

I forgot what I wanted to say. 🙆🏽‍♀️