Lol being a prophet isn’t hard kanshi ai 🤔 All you have to do is watch the news and tell people who only read news headlines on social media what’s going on like you predicted it! This International Relations degree might actually come in handy after all 😂.

“Predicting” geopolitical tensions that have been boiling since the 1980s will spill over into conflict is not prophecy lol better you watch Amanpour on CNN. She been covering it since the 1980s and at least she knows what she’s talking about! Get this lame ass nigga off my TL.

*sigh*

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Twitter user discovers bulking, shadows and lighting

“ederson….”
“yeah?”
“do you ever look up into the night sky and wonder if we’re alone in the universe?”

Laugh of the day lmao 😂😂😂

We’ve lost another entertainer 🕊️🕊️

Me arguing with niggas on live after Karmilla Cardoso have a bad game

The arrogance of these possession heavy sides as if there’s not more than one way to win a game of football…

this is the humor that makes me soul shine

Vanessa Doofenshmirtz:

This from Jack Grealish 😮‍💨🔥

These two..

Kwenze ku Samwa lol

Forge fighting for his life while Storm flies around with the horses #XMen97 :

This ai video thing will be looked back to as one of the biggest tools in footy banter lol the possibilities are endless.

“If wealth was the inevitable result of hard work, most women in Africa would be millionaires”

Me going to the job I prayed for.

Typing Rainball instead of Rainbow is very nasty business.