HE'S GOT A GUN!!!

Imagine the insurance underwriter that sold flood insurance to a city in the middle of the desert thinking it was the easiest money in the world seeing this in his inbox this morning

Reminds of when i put one in a water bottle and spilled half of it on the ground in the hall before school
Started.

Japan....

Dua Lipa stuns as congressional gerrymander

why my roommates do me like this? :/

The last thing the weiner of a security state warmonger sees before it's sucked.

Have some self respect. Just go buy the bag.

They shoulda left Sheldon in the other picture on some Godfather Part 2 shit

Because

can't kiII myself cause i have fomo. like what if shit gets crazy

I can’t stress enough to those living in the Midwest and the coasts how The Righteous Gemstones is barely satire

he's overthinking it because of this dumb ten-movie limit. handcuffed to anxiety over his own legacy. very lame imo

me and my friends would hit him in the head with hammers i can tell you that much

The one state solution

Justin showing you his Twitter arguments

LMAO TOO DUMB FOR THE MARINES

It is my God given right to flatten that thing like a pancake