God Save The King 👑❤️

Someone get the Mayor of London on the phone immediately. Are those fireworks ULEZ compliant? #HappyNewYear

Happy Birthday to One,
Happy Birthday to One,
Happy 75th Birthday, His Majesty,
Happy Birthday to One!

Have addressed both Houses of Parliament for the first time as King. Told them one was thinking of scrapping the whole sodding lot of them and returning to Absolute Monarchy, just to see the looks on their little faces. #StateOpeningofParliament

On the first anniversary of our late Majesty’s death, we remember Queen Elizabeth II.

Thank you for your lifelong service and devotion, mummy. You will always be missed, never forgotten and forever loved.

Prince Harry and Meghan have been involved in a '2 hour car chase' with reporters in New York. It's shaken them both up so much, they're writing a new book about it, followed by a Netflix documentary.

Be warned; if you drink and drive after Eurovision, you may end up with more points than the United Kingdom. #Eurovision

So, Europe likes the UK enough to sing their songs in our language, but not enough to give us some sodding points? #Eurovision

#Eurovision2023 drinking game - every time the UK doesn't receive points from a country, you drink.

Warning: may cause alcohol poisoning.

The Eurovision Song Contest. Or, as we call it, “The United Nations annual karaoke party”, with more sequins and less politics. #Eurovision

Eurovision fancy dress party tonight. Camilla's dressed as a judge, and is giving 12 points to anyone who gives her a drink. #Eurovision

Purple Reign 👑 His Majesty King Charles III, formerly known as Prince. #Coronation #GodSaveTheKing

Hangover the size of China. Someone get a full English breakfast fit for a King on the go.

And the Lord said 'let there be gin', and there was gin. And the Lord said 'let there be tonic', and it was Gin O'Clock. #Coronation

'Despite being retired for everyone's safety, Boris Johnson, Liz Truss and the Duke of York will be dutifully employed to shovel 500 tonnes of horse shit from the procession route after the ceremony.' #Coronation

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Three cheers for His Majesty The King, and Her Majesty The Queen! #Coronation

Taking the Bentley next time. This carriage plays havoc with one's arse. #Coronation

Reigning. God save the King! #Coronation

Yes, yes, when's the actual crowning? One won't make it at this rate. #Coronation

Have sent a text to the Pope to see if anything can be done about this sodding weather. #Coronation